I’m not sure if it’s The Walking Dead withdrawal kicking in or just me but sample time at a crowded Costco on Sunday really looked like a Zombie feeding frenzy… Anyway, back to RubySlippers says!
Me: I’m always hungry!
RubySlippers: Girl you’re not hungry, sometimes you’re just bored and you’ve gotta learn the difference!
Me: I’ve got to go to Costco later
RubySlippers: Do you like eating samples when you go?
Me: Yeah, love the snack area ones
RubySlippers: Don’t! I better not catch you eating that stuff!
Me: I tried the pancakes
RubySlippers: Love them? They’re delish right?
Me: No! They taste funny
RubySlippers: You just have to have a good blender
Me: I do, I have a Ninja but I still don’t like them
RubySlippers: Poor baybee! Just suck it up, then get used to them and thank me later
RubySlippers: So should we do 7s or 10s today?
RubySlippers: Ok So 10 then! May the odds be in your favor, Go!
After a Random Workout:
Me: Hey do you have a minute?
RubySlippers: Yeah, why? Do you need a hug?
Me: Yes, in the locker room at the very back *laugh* No! I just need to ask you something
RubySlippers: Ok but just one hug I have an image to maintain you know *Laughs*
RubySlippers: Ok we’re almost done, just five more burpees and five jumping squats, go!
Me: Done, I’m glad it was only five, thanks!
RubySlippers: Yeah, I was going to say ten, but then I thought mmm no, I like this girl so I’ll say five.
Me: Good c’ause I’m dying!
RubySlippers: *laughs* Ok girl so five more of each Go!
Me: *done and gasping for air after the last one*
RubySlippers: Still friends right? *laughs*
Me: *Running up and down the stairs*
RubySlippers: ok take a break!
Me: Maybe you should run the next round of stairs with me
RubySlippers: Sure, do you want me to?
Me: Could you wear the 20 Lbs weight vest while you do it
RubySlippers: Yeah girl if you want me to but you know I’ll still school you right?
Packed Chiseled class:
Me: Great so I’ll be stuck behind you!
RubySlippers: You’ve got a good view, I workout! bahaha!
Lana Del Rey starts playing in the middle of the class playlist…
RubySlippers: Oops! Blue jeans, uh, I mean who put that on my playlist?
Pulled Muscle (Pitch Perfect would help U get this):
Me: What are you doing?
RubySlippers: Oh don’t mind me I’m just stretching my aaa…I mean glute muscles, totally normal, no big deal!
RubySlippers: Because I pulled them, stop drawing attention to me!
Me: Okay then. Oh wait, do you have a bathtub?
RubySlippers: *Slyly says* Why, what are you getting at?
RubySlippers: *Laughs* OK, you just signed up for cardio!
Me: Are you sure this is safe?
RubySlippers: Fo sho girl, I’ll show you!
Me: Ok, I’ll think about it
RubySlippers: Excuse me? I’m getting off this and you’re doing it!
Me: You should think about getting longer shorts…
RubySlippers: *laughs* Trying to cover my bits, but you should probably cover your eyes while I dismount just in case! Turn around!
Me: What seriously??? *Laughing & still looking at her*
RubySlippers: Yes, don’t look!
Me: You know if I turn around the rest of the people here & I can still see you and your bits in the the mirrors right?
RubySlippers: What did I say, don’t look! *LOL*